The books Keith Kirts has written are now being published. Finally. Actually, I saw a whole closet in his living room that was bulging with novels and stories about the crazed villains of our time. I hope they come popping down the pipeline and attack everybody very soon. Because we need the jolt. He knows we have been lounging in a virtual reality since long before the term was invented. And he's got some realities of his own. They bite and keep on biting.
Jon Rappoport AIDS, INC.
SPACE SEX, by D.K.Kirts
Yes, it really is about a sexy alien sex researcher.
First edition of 2,000. Destined to be collectible. Quality paperback. $12.95
The definitive book on zany alien bureaucrats!
A sex researcher from a distant planet comes to Earth to do research. In the transfer process, her long-term memory overshoots the planet, leaving only her implanted cover story as an Earthling. Then she meets a Hollywood screen writer.
All over this world in the back country, hills and valleys are named after the Devil -- for example, Devil's Back, Devil's Punchbowl, Devil's Hump. If you fill up one of those Devil Mountains with poisonous Nuclear Waste, and it drains into the water supply via underground aquifers, you have - ta ta ta taa! - The Devil's Drainpipe..!!
The DEVIL'S DRAINPIPE by Keith Kirts is the 1st Nuclear Waste Comedy. Also a very good outdoor novel. Set on a mountain in Colorado, with all the local politics and craziness you might imagine when the government decides to use your mountain for a nuclear waste dump. Also the definitive work on the North American yeti. (Like Bigfoot.)
HOW FUNNY CAN NUCLEAR WASTE BE?
1st edition - about 600 left Quality paperback $10.95
(This book is out of print )
.THE BRIDE'S BOOK by Rev. Bill Smith is a tongue-in-cheek guide to sexual bliss. Rev. Bill is a modern day Father Guido Sarduchi ...or something.
"If you are married or thinking of getting married, you need this book. An invaluable aid for the first of many nights with Mr. Right."
Beautifully illustrated by Arnold Schifrin and James Mathers. A perfect gift book for the bride with a sense of humor.
STOPPING POWER by J. Neil Schulman is a very balanced look at "Why 70 million Americans own guns."
"This Schulman book is the most cogent explanation
of the gun issue I have read yet. He presents the assault on the
Second Amendment in frighteningly clear terms. Even the extremists
who would ban firearms will learn from his lucid prose."
Charlton Heston, President, National Rifle Association
1st edition 8,500. About a fifty left. Get one
while they last.
hardcover - $22.95 --- available at pulpless.com, amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com
Keith Kirts - Observations on this and that